Lyrics

Welcome to the place with nothing to do, and there really is nothing to see
We’ve come along to introduce ourselves, we’re the Council of Purgatory
We’ve nothing to say
No one is coming your way
It’s just him and me
It’s nice of you to come into the town of Purgatory

We’d like to tell you of the plans we’ve made, and of the changes yet to come
Invite you back in a couple of months, so you can see the changes we’ve begun
No matter what we do
In a day 3 or 2,
It’s all undone
It’s nice of you to come into the town of Purgatory

Ch:
Oh, we got the loneliest town here
Oh, we like to linger around here all year round it seems

Welcome to the place with nothing to do, and there really is nothing to see
We’ve come along to introduce ourselves, we’re the Council of Purgatory
You’re welcome to stay
But best be on your way
It’s just him and me
It’s nice of you to come into the town of Purgatory